On Patrol in Normandy

Lisa: " Comrade Sgt Bradley, stop the jeep, it is order. I have sands in my boot", Joe: "Yes ma'am"

Lisa: "Comrade Sgt Bradley is it to be safe here far away of your landing?" Joe: "Yes ma'am, no reported enemy. The 35th Infantry division have cleared this beach". Lisa: "This is good to be hearing Comrade Sgt Bradley, for what I have to tell you."

Lisa: "Well, um, I am not usually struck for words Comrade Sgt Bradley so to stop beating a bush I need to tell you something that has been in my hearts beating". Joe:" Ma'am?"

Lisa: "Comrade Sgt Bradley, remember we were in forest, you gave me American stocking?" Joe :"yes ma'am, I remember. And you told me you had a good tractor at home." Lisa: "Well, um...when you sang song for me um. COMRADE SGT BRADLEY, I AM LOVING YOU"!

Lisa:"There I am saying the words from my heart comrade sgt Bradley..." Joe: "Ma'am its OK...I love you too, have since the minute you rescued me on that fateful day near the Rocket Facility".

Joe: "Because I am just a Sgt and you are an officer, you always seem out of reach." Lisa: "Oh, comrade Sgt Bradley, you must never do thinking as this. I like you by my side always. This is making a relationship, all Russia know this things".

Lisa: "We belong together now comrade Sgt Bradley". Joe: "Yes dear". Lisa: "Please use military protocols comrade Sgt Bradley! Joe: "I mean, ma'am!" Lisa: "Also I must tell you why I am here in the war".

Joe: "I'm afraid that's going to have to wait ma'am." Lisa: "What is it comrade Sgt Bradley?"

Joe: "We're in trouble!"

Lisa: "Comrade Sgt Bradley, do you think they want to surrender to us?" Joe: "Hmmm, they have a funny way of showing it ma'am".

Joe: " I love you Leytenant Lisaveta Britchkina from somewhere in Russia" Lisa: "I love you too, Sgt Joseph Bradley from 15 Mill Creek Rd Allentown, Pennsylvania, somewhere in the America!".

German soldier:"Well, well, well, Rooski and American, sorry to disturb your little intimate united nations puppet show. Hahahaha, little far from the Russian front aren't we little Rooski?""

Joe: "Let me handle this ma'am, I speak fluent German with a touch of Bavarian, "Please lower your Geehr"

The three German soldiers: "Hahahahahahaha..."

Lisa: "Comrade Sgt Bradley, you told them to lower their honor, let me try. Comrade deutsche Soldaten, surrender to the allies. Right now there is a Sherman tank and members of the 247 MFH behind you. I bring you the finest vodka as a peace offering"

German soldiers: "Hahahahahahaha Aahh, we accept your offer." Joe : "What, just like that?, you are not even going to turn around and look?"

German soldiers: "Actually we are joking. Reports previously predicted an allied landing force of 1 million. However, we see only two! We have no cause for alarm. Get out of the jeep"