Heidi Schneider: "Hi Goebbels, well that was a great movie. I just love Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart, such a romantic couple"
Willy: "Sla Je armen om ma heen!"
Heidi: "Willy, are you crazy, someone might hear you. If they discover we are a part of the Dutch Resistance we could be in big trouble. Please, German only!" Willy: "I'm sorry Heidi, I'm excited about the rumors' surrounding the imminent invasion".
Heidi: "Yes I have predicted a landing here in Normandy. I built this special machine to make predictions on the Allied invasion. I can also program the V2 rocket and book my hair appointment in town all at the same time."
Willy: "That's incredible" Heidi: "Thanks Willi. I had a good professor when I studied at Oxford University before the war". I graduated with a degree in atomic nuclear physics and hair dressing. I'm not a really good hair dresser though."
Willi: "What else can it do Heidi?" Heidi: "Well it can turn my messages into a secure coded language that noone in the whole world can understand, well except maybe one man..."
Willi: "what language is that?" Heidi: "English silly, hahaha, I'm joking. I've also been programming the V2's to explode and light up the sky like fireworks over their targets". Willi: "You said one man can solve your machine?"
Heidi: "My university professor was Mr Truering I think, so long ago and I was only 7 when I graduated." Willi: "I hate to say this but the Russians are closing in on the East. We need to surrender to the Americans as soon as possible, wait, you were 7?"
Heidi and Willi: "Blah blah secret weapon, blah blah Goebbels flee treatment blah blah." Clink (Thinking...) "What! A hair dresser right here in the Chateau and she didn't tell me?"
Clink: "Go away Goebbels, go away you stupid dog. I promise I heard nothing about a secret machine, nuclear atomic picnics. Nothing! ...Nothing! You want my right hand too don't you, little mutt!" Shoo shoo!" End sequence.